The Hole Conspiracy

Yes, that is a picture of Swiss Cheese.  I have finally come to the conclusion that there has been a big conspiracy about the reason there are those oh, so obvious, holes in this type of cheese. It is a conspiracy...................................

Plotted and planned....................................

By my next door neighbor, the state of Wisconsin.................

And they are proud of it...................................

There is a group of people that are behind it, and I have their picture.........................

They start to indoctrinate them off early, even from the milk stage............................

Making sure they go along with the "theory" in all stages of life...................................

There is even a picture of their leader, "The Big Cheese", in full ceremonial regalia............

They even force their inmates to pose in uniform............

It seems it all started out innocently enuf with a Swiss Chalet and their beautiful milk cows...............................................

Well, some peeps got the idea that these cows and their 'product' could be turned into a cash cow...........

And then the whole state would be rolling in dough........................................................

Even their pet cat "Scott" (LOL!..insiders know).........

Now, you say, what is the conspiracy?..Well, isn't it obvious that they were going to make their 'famous Swiss Cheese' with holes in it so that they could sell less cheese for the inflated price of an 'imported' product...all the while keeping all production in their fair state?  Enuf said conspiracy blown wide open!

Now you know the hole story!