Yes, that is a picture of Swiss Cheese. I have finally come to the conclusion that there has been a big conspiracy about the reason there are those oh, so obvious, holes in this type of cheese. It is a conspiracy...................................
Plotted and planned....................................
By my next door neighbor, the state of Wisconsin.................
And they are proud of it...................................
There is a group of people that are behind it, and I have their picture.........................
They start to indoctrinate them off early, even from the milk stage............................
Making sure they go along with the "theory" in all stages of life...................................
There is even a picture of their leader, "The Big Cheese", in full ceremonial regalia............
They even force their inmates to pose in uniform............
It seems it all started out innocently enuf with a Swiss Chalet and their beautiful milk cows...............................................
Well, some peeps got the idea that these cows and their 'product' could be turned into a cash cow...........
And then the whole state would be rolling in dough........................................................
Even their pet cat "Scott" (LOL!..insiders know).........
Now, you say, what is the conspiracy?..Well, isn't it obvious that they were going to make their 'famous Swiss Cheese' with holes in it so that they could sell less cheese for the inflated price of an 'imported' product...all the while keeping all production in their fair state? Enuf said conspiracy blown wide open!
Now you know the hole story!
Have you ever wondered about what the strange noises are you hear after dark, but just can't quite identify and maybe the truth is you are too scared to search further for fear of what you might identify? Just like that old saw..."Things That Go Bump in the Night"......................
Well, I finally got brave enuf to stay awake, (playing possum, of course) to try to see what was going on and making all those strange little noises. At first I thought it was just Buford singing to himself..........
For those of you not in the "know"...Buford is our pet cricket that lives in the Fairy/Gnome Garden.
Well indeed he was signing but not just to himself. It seems he had a band to accompany him........
It seems that the "Back Street Gnomes" had come to join in some after dark fun. I discovered this
notice outside and that could explain the festivities...........................................
As I looked over towards the Garden I saw all these firefly lights illuminating the party.............
After further investigation I saw Phineas, the Gnome Master, reading the book of rules for after
hours parties ....................................................
And his trusty trio of helpers signing them for him.........................................................
There was also several gnomes on the outskirts looking for and trying to stop any one that might dare to intrude on the party........................
Now the music coming from the garden was a combination of............................
Upon further inspection I saw couples dancing....................................................
It looked like fun was had by all. But, as always in a large gathering there are always a few people that just have to protest..........................................
As I watched, I wondered where these protester may have come from. Well right next to me
I saw this kinda strange looking gnome who pointed to the sky, where I saw...........................
OH, NO! Then I spied this poster on a tree nearby and just didn't know what to do................
The last I heard there was a search party trying to find him, but I think they had better widen their search area, if you know what I mean!
Well, at least little "Baby" fairy slept thru it all NOT!......................................
Looks like she enjoyed the festivities, but she had better be here in the morning or some Gnome is gonna pay!
Well, here it is September 14/2012, a day I used to think was in the far, far, future. Ha! Surprise!
Anyway I have been wondering, what really is the difference between "apples and oranges"...every
one of us has heard that phrase or used it at one time or another. So, I have decided to research it.
We must always come up with a diffinetive answer to every question in our lives....right? Ok, so I
first started by gathering many pictures of the subjects in question...to wit.................................
An orange disquised as an apple...why?..................
Just another way to try to pass the 'difference' test.................................
Just trying to divert your attention with the cuteness of it all.....................................
Now sometimes we try to force the issue..............................................................
Do you or does anyone think that it started out as a contentious subject..........................
Personally, I think that they got so much attention that they were happy.............................
And became the best of friends forever to go down in history as a unanswerable question......
They all came to an agreement and lived happily ever after, with occasional fake battles just
to keep up the public's interest ..........................
So I tell you, the final answer to all of this is.....................Let everyone have their own opinion.
That way everyone is happy....to a certain extent!
