The Nine Lives of Cats

The mystical cat and all that surrounds it.  We humans think we know the cat,
but don't count your chickens, etc........the cat remains mysterious and that is why so
many falsehoods and lies surround it's very attractive being.  Like the one about cats
creeping in to a bedroom in the dark of night and suffocating a human, big or small...ha, ha!
That is a falsehood outright.The cat may come investigate your face, breathe your breath
to ID you but does not suck the oxygen out of a baby even.  The only way that could
happen is if a cat decided to curl up on your face and smother you with it's fur over your
nose.  They are not that mean....or ??            So sleep peacefully, my friend......................

Then the sun rises and all seems right with the world. You walk down the street and there,
before you, directly in your path, stands a feline cast in the darkest shade of black imaginable.
You are afraid, but you look into her eyes. She takes your measure and reads your soul. You
 remind yourself that they are all just myths, legends, folklore, superstitions. You smile hesitantly,
 thinking you know the secrets hidden behind her jewel-like eyes. She swishes her tail, gives
you a long knowing look, twitches her tail again and darts off in the blink of an eye.
Good Luck, my friend!

Cats are most of all Regal in stature, attitude and action..........................................................

 

 

 Then there is always the occasional "dork"..........................................................

Cats show all these different lives in how they act......sometimes cuddly.........................

And then lots of the time, very curious, and curiouser, and curiouser...........................

They can be very playful............................................................................................

Another of their abilities is hunting.  Sometimes they will even bring home their 'catch of the day'....

They also can be demanding, accusatory, and at times sarcastic................................................

One of their attitudes never fails to make me laugh.  When they get embarrassed or otherwise
think the company they are with are fools, they have this great ability to ignore all...................

Cats also have a weakness....they all love catnip...................................................................

Cats also come in all shapes and sizes and colors too......................................................

Some even have cats of their own.....................................................................

I have never met a cat that doesn't like to play with bags, or boxes, any size or shape will do.........

Just remember, cats do what cats do, and they know that cats rule!............................................

With all that being said, you ought to be able to recognize why cats must have nine lives.
Personally I can recognize some humans I used to know acting out in cat form....LOL!
Don't forget this....................................................................................................